Quotes~

"All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere and somehow there is someone searching for us."
-The Wonder Years

"The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse."
-Carlos Castaneda

"If I have seenn farther than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants.I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier seashell than ordinary whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered for me."
-Isaac Newton


"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute -- and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity."
-Albert Einstein

True friends stab you in the front
-Winston Churchill

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-Rita Mae Brown


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-Douglas Adams

College is nothing more than a "period of training in techniques for dealing with boredom."
-Mike Stone on Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami (translation by Jay Rubin)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-Jack Nicholson

"I love the dumb blonde image. Then I have nothing to live up to."
-Pamela Anderson Lee

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-Dick Brandon

Either that girl is flirting with me, or my paranoia is finally trying to do something positive
-Brad Yung, 1998